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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you’d be, or if you’re a Jedi or a Sith.

Personally I don’t want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

I’ll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you’d use~!

Personally I don’t want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

Personally I don’t want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

Personally I don’t want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

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new kind of homunculus just dropped

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ominous cube on vacation

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me: hmmmm what’s three minus two?

The studious and educated Gerard Way:

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she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

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SKETTY NIGHT

Purb is quite fond of spaghetti night

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noccolibroccoli:

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like “Oh! Who’s this?” so I was telling them all about him, how he’s been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I’d brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes “Okay, I’ve got some stickers I’ll put on your things so we know they’re yours” and I’m like “OK cool” so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I’m like “oh I guess he gets a sticker too”

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that’s an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don’t notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he’s tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I’m like “huh?” so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

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incognitopolls:

What’s your hair type?

1a– Straight (fine). Hard to hold a curl, tends to be oily, hard to damage.

1b– Straight (medium). Has much body (i.e. more volume, more full).

1c– Straight (coarse). Hard to curl (i.e. bone straight).

2a– Loose waves. Loose “S” pattern. Hair sticks close to the head.

2b– Defined waves. A bit resistant to styling. Defined “S” pattern.

2c– Wide waves. Resistant to styling. Hair tends to be frizzy.

3a– Loose curls. Thick and full, definite curl pattern. Much body.

3b– Tight curls. Medium amount of space in the curls.

3c– Corkscrew curls. Very tightly curled in corkscrews.

4a– Defined kinky/coily. Has a tight, very defined O-shaped pattern.

4b– Z coil. Tightly coiled, less defined. More of a Z-shaped pattern.

4c– Tight coil. Very tight O-shaped coils that don’t form a defined larger patte

If your hair doesn’t fit into one of these categories, or if you do not have hair, select whatever you think is closest– unfortunately there’s no room for an “other” option.

Descriptions are taken from the Andre Walker Hair Typing System wikipedia page.

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chainmail-butch:

Stupider things have been done in the name of lesbianism. Don’t forget that.

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Anyway, daily reminder from a culturally isolated Romani person.

Gypsy does not mean wanderer.

It literally means ‘people from egypt’ or similar, as europeans believed Romani people were from Egypt. It has become known similar to nomad due to how our ancestors have been forced to be nomadic due to racism and ostracization, but it is a SLUR.

Romani people are STILL being forcibly sterilized.

Romani people are STILL being forced into ghettos.

Romani people are still facing violence and danger in countless European countries- and recently, I’ve seen the beginnings of the extremes in the United States.

Have a little fucking respect and DON’T USE A SLUR THAT’S BEEN USED FOR CENTURIES AGAINST US.

And for the love of whatever’s up there, ESPECIALLY do not use it to describe your witchcraft. It is playing on the ‘magic gypsy’ trope, and is EXTREMELY insulting.

non romani people, please reblog this.

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