mammals: dishonest, attempting to cover our true nature with extraneous lanky growths, distancing ourselves from the filth and earth from which we rose
snakes: honest, accept that they are tubes, writhe in mother dirt as is their wont
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format
Annual reminder that if you threaten to kill yourself and blame me, I’m automatically going to file you under ‘too emotionally undeveloped to talk to’.
Hey no offense but why is every trans guy positivity post about how “cute” and “precious” trans “boys” are. Like….. not all trans guys are 14. We aren’t all boys. Some of us are men. Give me the buff, burly, rugged male trans positivity posts.
Give me the hairy and deep voiced trans positivity. Give me the buzzed hair and all black leather trans positivity. Show me the trans guy moodboards with bloody knuckles and greased hair. We don’t all want to be seen as soft little boys.
